The internet wins again.
Someone still sounds a little salty and insecure about their ex. Yeah, we’re talking about Kanye and Nike. But what would a new Kanye West ablum be without taking shots at Nike?
It would probably be refreshing, like this Twitter user agrees.
man i love kanye but i wish he would shut the fuck about adidas lol
— Dank the Cowdog (@shittywonk) 1 June 2018
On track three, “All Mine,” Yeezy compares his ex-Nike’s Dri-Fit range to Adidas iun the most Kanye-creative way possible.
“If you driving ’round in some Dri-Fit, I’ma think that you the type to dry snitch/If I see you pull up with the Three Stripes, I’ma fuck around and make you my bitch,”
Even if there is evidence f Kanye wearing Dri-Fit in the past . . . like some kind of past-life snitch.
But clearly the latter line is a shot at Drake, right? Not a bitch as in a girl, because before Kim K was rocking adidas (and Jordans before Ye moved on), she was the face for the flop that was Shape-Ups by Skechers. And surely nobody making a Skecher bitch their girl.
See the best responses from Twitter below.
LeBron had on some Dri-Fit hoop socks with with a suit. Ball is life
— Marcus Thompson (@ThompsonScribe) 1 June 2018
I’m literally driving around in a dri fit shirt with the Kanye playing pic.twitter.com/B1R8eYm2ZM
— 👋🏾🙅🏽♂️ (@option1A_) 1 June 2018
Now I got to stop wearing Dri-fit? God damn it first it was v-necks @kanyewest
— Pusha E (@supadupaerik) 1 June 2018
— Taylor Jones (@tkj004) 1 June 2018
Kanye: I WANNA MURDER MY WIFE, I WANNA KILL MYSELF, PEOPLE WHO WEAR DRI-FIT ARE SNITCHES, PERVERTS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER, IM A SUPERHERO pic.twitter.com/FM4RdL6OU8
— Daddy Long Legs (@jillwones) 1 June 2018
Seen this off Karen Civil twitter
“If i see you pull up with the Three Stripes, I’m gonna f*ck around and make you my b*tch” – Kanye West #Ye
If that was meant for Drake that shit 🚮
— Eyeball™⌚ (@eyekelley) 1 June 2018
Every hypebeast’s favorite lyric: “If I see you pull up with the Three Stripes, I’m gonna fuck around and make you my bitch” – Kanye. Prepare yourself for the Instagram pics of them with the triple white yeezys and that lyric as the caption.
— Lexie (@Actually_Alexis) 1 June 2018
kanye suggesting that wearing nike dri-fit makes you dishonest and wearing adidas makes you a worthy spouse, brings me way back to middle school. If you weren’t wearing these at PLMS it was pretty much guaranteed you weren’t going to the mixer. pic.twitter.com/Fh8HMrXTPY
— Cameron (@cameronwiley) 1 June 2018