40 Times MJ Failed Fashion

40 Times MJ Failed Fashion

Fashion faux pas.

Mikey, I love you. I really do.

I love what you’ve done for the sport of basketball. I love you more for what you’ve done for sneaker culture. But I just can’t deal with your fashion sense, bro.

MJ was as close as perfect that you’ll ever get from a basketballer, in fact his finals record is perfect, as all the anti-LeBron fans will remind you. But nobody’s actually perfect. Mike may be one of the most decorated players on the court, but from 3-quarter zip-off cargos to some of the worst suits I’ve ever seen, it’s safe to say that Mike is the worst-dressed off the court — and we have proof. Here’s 40 times that Mike failed at fashion:

That denim is about on par with his worst.

 

Wait a minute . . . . I stand corrected.

 

Mike lookin’ like a snack. Literally. Waffle House anyone?

 

Hands up if you still rock traindriver hats.




 

Mike’s gone the ol’ egg combo of white and yellow, keeping it scrambled with the untuck, too.

 

Avatar Mike.

 

$1.3B and not a tailor in sight.

 

Wait — is that a friendship bracelet from Scottie?




I think we found a new contender for Mike’s worst denim.

 

Morpheus and Neo.

 

Even Tyson Chandler has to look away from those boots.

 

There’s so much fabric in those pants, I just cant deal. That golf bag lit tho ?




I honestly thought he was wearing a bib here.

 

Nope, we found ’em. THESE are the jeans!

 

You can’t get more dad-fit than a leather belt and trainers.

 

Mike out here looking like a Lay-Z-Boy.




Again with the excess fabric ??‍♂️

 

ANOTHER BIB SUIT?

 

Black belt, brown shoes is never ok.

 

Bruh, you gotta chill with the denim.




“Coiuldn’t find a jacket so I wore the drapes”

 

The Great Black Shark.

 

?????? — peep the 3s tho ?

 

Mike looks like my hispanic uncle Hector here.




Well, we all know Mike was a hit with the ladies, so this makes sense.

 

SO. MUCH. MATERIAL.

 

Caption this.

 

Derek ain’t much better either ??‍♂️




Why Mike look like a 90’s female RnB star here?

 

STOP!

 

Mike getting loose on the links.

 

The Canadian Tux!




3-Quarter lenght zip-off cargos. Bruh.

 

I didn’t even know suit buttons went that high!

 

Mike, you on safari or on the links?

 

On the biggest stage, with the entire world watching on and a literal spotlight on you, you’ve opted for a shiny silver suit. MIKEY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!




I don’t even know what to say about this one.

LMAO this one got me ded.

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