40 Times MJ Failed Fashion
Fashion faux pas.
Mikey, I love you. I really do.
I love what you’ve done for the sport of basketball. I love you more for what you’ve done for sneaker culture. But I just can’t deal with your fashion sense, bro.
MJ was as close as perfect that you’ll ever get from a basketballer, in fact his finals record is perfect, as all the anti-LeBron fans will remind you. But nobody’s actually perfect. Mike may be one of the most decorated players on the court, but from 3-quarter zip-off cargos to some of the worst suits I’ve ever seen, it’s safe to say that Mike is the worst-dressed off the court — and we have proof. Here’s 40 times that Mike failed at fashion:
That denim is about on par with his worst.
Wait a minute . . . . I stand corrected.
Mike lookin’ like a snack. Literally. Waffle House anyone?
Hands up if you still rock traindriver hats.
Mike’s gone the ol’ egg combo of white and yellow, keeping it scrambled with the untuck, too.
$1.3B and not a tailor in sight.
Wait — is that a friendship bracelet from Scottie?
I think we found a new contender for Mike’s worst denim.
Morpheus and Neo.
Even Tyson Chandler has to look away from those boots.
There’s so much fabric in those pants, I just cant deal. That golf bag lit tho ?
I honestly thought he was wearing a bib here.
Nope, we found ’em. THESE are the jeans!
You can’t get more dad-fit than a leather belt and trainers.
Mike out here looking like a Lay-Z-Boy.
Again with the excess fabric ??♂️
ANOTHER BIB SUIT?
Black belt, brown shoes is never ok.
Bruh, you gotta chill with the denim.
“Coiuldn’t find a jacket so I wore the drapes”
The Great Black Shark.
?????? — peep the 3s tho ?
Mike looks like my hispanic uncle Hector here.
Well, we all know Mike was a hit with the ladies, so this makes sense.
SO. MUCH. MATERIAL.
Derek ain’t much better either ??♂️
Why Mike look like a 90’s female RnB star here?
Mike getting loose on the links.
The Canadian Tux!
3-Quarter lenght zip-off cargos. Bruh.
I didn’t even know suit buttons went that high!
Mike, you on safari or on the links?
On the biggest stage, with the entire world watching on and a literal spotlight on you, you’ve opted for a shiny silver suit. MIKEY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!
I don’t even know what to say about this one.
LMAO this one got me ded.