I would have been pissssssed.
We all remember the 2009-10 Kentucky Wildcats team. You know, the one where Coach Calipari rostered John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins, Eric Beldsoe, Patrick Peterson, and Darius Miller — Talk about a loaded squad!
How they didn’t cut down the nets that year, we’ll never know
But a bigger story than their title fail is back on campus. So it turns out, Wall and Cousins were roommates — and had a uhh unique living arrangement.
John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins were roommates at Kentucky. Wall told me Boogie only wanted to listen to slow jams and he ate all his snacks.
— Kerith Burke (@KerithBurke) October 25, 2018
Slow jams and snacks go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Wall, like any reasonable person was not happy about it. The least DeMarcus could’ve done for his friend was plug his headphones in — and perhaps bought his own snacks. After all, Wall will be the one feeding you in the post.
Eric Bledsoe, Demarcus Cousins, and John Wall, Kentucky 2010 pic.twitter.com/E92TkIwzkn
— College Teammates (@NCAATeammates) October 2, 2018
It is undisclosed how close the two were or what kind of food policy they had going on for that matter, but a man should never eat another man’s snacks. Ever.
It’s an unwritten law — an ultimate sign of disrespect.
With that being said, the two are still close, even if Boogie’s Warriors reamed John’s Wizards last night.